'My sister has the IQ of an eggplant': 28 Silly 'blonde moments' caught in 4k by memorably clueless statements

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Dec 8, 2023 10:00 AM EST

Common sense is not as common as you'd think. Although humanity is known to be the smartest creature on our green planet, sometimes daily interactions with our own friends can make us question that intellectual superiority. However, when our friends are constantly vying for the 'stupidest statement' award, hilarity can ensue that makes intelligent people feel both worried and impressed at their naivety. 

But sometimes, stupid statements translate into silliness and can be quite entertaining. So despite how dumb the general populous can be sometimes, there's some pleasure in knowing that you're the the dullest crayon in the box. Want to enjoy the most memorable blonde moments of some other folk's lives? Scroll onward to check out some of the most absurdly silly statements on Reddit– guaranteed to make you feel a whole lot smarter! 

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  • 01
    r/AskReddit. Posted by u/Automatic Hedgehog71 13 hours ago A What is the silliest statement you have ever heard someone make?
    via u/Automatic_Hedgehog71
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    Michael_With_An_M. 16 hr. ago I was at a baseball game in Cincinnati and the teenage girl behind turned to her friend and said "this is so cool, it's almost like we're watching it live". I think about that a lot
    via u/Michael_With_An_M
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    Proud CatLadyxo 16 hr. ago A friend once said she couldn't take Southwest Airlines because she was flying east to Florida. 1.7k ↓ Reply Share ch4m3leOn 11 hr. ago How do they get the planes back? Do they repaint them as Northeast? Or do they just push them?
    via u/ProudCatLadyxo
  • 04
    abby_normally. 16 hr. ago. edited 7 hr. ago My brother at 17 asked Dad to sign his permission form to enter the Marines, because he was tired of being told what to do.
    via u/abby_normally
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    Five Star_Amenities 16 hr. ago A friend of mine said she got more tanned when riding her bike than she did when walking because on her bike, she was "closer to the sun".
    via u/Five_Star_Amenities
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    Thbbbt_Thbbbt 9 hr. ago This just reminded me of a time I was out on a boat with a big group of people and one of them said "I'm so glad it's windy, I won't get sunburned" they thought the wind would push the light away from their skin. I was the only one to say it definitely doesn't work like that and I could tell they thought I was wrong.
    via u/Thbbbt_Thbbbt
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    miserylovesicecream 12 hr. ago Had someone in 4th-5th grade try to convince me that the word "saw" was spelled "sawl". After trying to correct him, he responded by incorrectly sounding the word out in a very condescending way by pronouncing the "L" at the end. No Matty, just because you're pronouncing it wrong doesn't mean it's spelled that way.
    via u/miserylovesicecream
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    Noor_Anne 13 hr. ago Someone mentioned that children are not allowed in casinos to gamble because they have too much luck and might bankrupt the casino. Surprisingly, this was stated by a student studying economics
    via u/Norr_Anne
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    BuckleupBirds. 11 hr. ago A woman tried to send back a dish. She didn't understand the components of it and tried to tell me that she couldn't eat it because she was allergic to crunchy. Like yeah the texture. Not the ingredient that we had made crunchy.
    via u/BuckleupBirds
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    GutsMVP 12 hr. ago When my Uncle was a child he told his mom "I want to be a garbage man when I grow up because they only work one day a week". Same guy also skipped school in 1st grade. He never got on the bus and wandered the neighborhood instead of going to school. Legend.
    via u/GutsMVP
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    NotBadSinger514 12 hr. ago Sat down to eat with a friend. I said "I'm famished" she looked at me, laughed and LOUDLY she said to me "I swear you make up words sometimes"
    via u/NotBadSinger514
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    Captain-Fabulous27 12 hr. ago A friend in grade 9 (14 years old) told me that moose were the males, and deer were the females. I could not get it through to her that she was incorrect. I gave up. She might still believe that to this day. It hurts me.
    via u/Captain-Fabuous27
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    HospiceRN74 - 13 hr. ago "My Pap smear being normal also means my cholesterol is low, right? (My former sister in law.... she has the IQ of an eggplant)
    via u/HspiceRN74
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    corviknight2259 - 11 hr. ago Someone once told me that paramedics/nurses/doctors are not allowed to do CPR on someone they know because it's "a conflict of interest"
    via u/corviknight2259
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    openlygayseal 12 hr. ago "Do you have a longer yardstick?" 559 Reply Share Original Browncow. 12 hr. ago I do, actually. It's a folding one that'll get you 3 yards. ↑ 27 ↓ Reply Share openlygayseal 12 hr. ago That's not a yardstick, that's a Yardstick Premium
    via u/openlygayseal
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    Festygrrl 12 hr. ago A woman I used to work with "I don't need a passport to go to Fiji". She thought Fiji was part of Australia. "I can't exercise anymore, my baby might fall out". Conversations with her were a delight!
    via u/Festygrrl
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    Conscientiousmoron 13 hr. ago "Raw oysters are good if they are cooked right." He is successful IE professional. 347 Reply Share fubo 12 hr. ago An Internet Explorer professional can't be trusted on the subject of shellfish. You need at least a Firefox professional for that.
    via u/Conscientiousmoron
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    No-Consequence-5181 13 hr. ago my stepmom was talking about her dentist appointment where she was about to have a cavity fixed on the right side of her mouth & said "well it cause i'll have to chew on the left side of my mouth, but im right handed so its hard".... girl what?
    via u/No-Consequence-5181
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    BestIfUsed ByDate - 12 hr. ago "So you think the moon is closer than the stars?" Said to me by a girl in college that I was dating, after I made some comment about how long it takes the light from stars to reach us.
    via u/BesIfUsedByDate
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    tyintegra 10 hr. ago . I had a boss say "oh you don't want kids, you should just have one to try it out". Really, and what happens if I find out that I truly don't want kids? Can we just put it back where it came from?
    via u/tyintengra
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    Temporary-Fee-10 13 hr. ago At a water park, I overheard someone curiously asking how the water at the top of a waterslide knows when to start flowing 352 Reply Share ChronoLegion2 - 12 hr. ago It just does, okay?
    via u/Temporary-Fee-10
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    snow_michael. 13 hr. ago "Isn't it amazing how the Romans and Greeks named their gods after planets, when some of the planets hadn't even been discovered yet! " Good old Lesley Green, almost too dumb to ... Almost
    via u/snow_Michael
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    downwithraisins 12 hr. ago I asked if something was safe to eat, they said they were sure it was safe, me: how sure? Them: like 50% sure. ↑ 90 + Reply Share Baranix 10 hr. ago It's either safe or is not. 50/50. Imao
    via u/downwithraisins
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    ComeflywithEm 13 hr. ago My sister once asked me how long I've had my birthmark... I just stared at her
    via u/ComeflywithEm
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    Killrog8 11 hr. ago I watched my niece get into a fight at kindergarten. This boy was being mean and pushed her. She pushed him back pretty hard to where he fell. He jump up made a "karate sound" and said he knew kung fu. My niece kicked him straight in the and said: "I know tofu!" I burst out laughing, while the mom was telling me that my niece was a psychopath.
    via u/Killrog8
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    8Jennyx 12 hr. ago "Paris is the Baltimore of Europe..." ↑ 229 ↓ Reply Share deliriousgoomba. 12 hr. ago What does that even mean?! ↑ 111 ↓ Reply Share SharkGenie 11 hr. ago Yeah, this one sounds crazy as all but I'm willing to withhold judgement until I hear their reasoning.
    via u/8Jennyx
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    Shigeko_Kageyama 11 hr. ago "The baby did it." Yes, I'm sure the four day old baby is the one who ate my fig newtons.
    via u/Shigeko_Kageyama
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    MagicalGirlUnicornia 12 hr. ago My classmate asked me if Cuba was a united state. During a geography test. She's turning 18 in, like, three months btw
    via u/MagicalGirlUnicornia
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    What is the silliest statement you have ever heard someone make?
    via u/canva

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